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“My sexuality is my own business, not the world’s.”
Also, me:
If I’m already going to hell for being gay, then there’s really no incentive for me to hold back on the sinning.
Hallmark Christmas movies are like the Bible: a bunch of unrealistic stories and not a single mention of gay marriage.
Maybe gays don’t like your God either.
Mom, dad… I’m gay.
(five minutes later)
The fact that Britney Spears has had more comebacks than Jesus Christ is irrefutable evidence that God loves the gays.